Hovering Bacon? Magic Cats? Pick Up the Phone.

Two absolute gems of insanity that I came across today: "Kittens, Inspired by Kittens" and "Hover Bacon." And to wrap it up (not found today, but almost as insane): "Pick Up the Phone" (thanks to my brother-in-law Dan for that link).

Sighting 2: May 4, 2007

Two overweight, white, mid-forties men in matching dockers and pagers engage in a conversation in Wendy's, near Division and Ashland, Chicago. A third man, with an injured leg, and less aspiring in his eyes and slouch, sits next to his crutches and nods seemingly obligatory affirmation.

Guy 1: "They play hardball. When it comes to pricing, they play hardball."
Guy 2: "They go right for the jugular."
Guy 1: "They go right for the throat."

Nearby an woman conducts an expletive-spiked conversation with herself. She is insane and enjoying a salad.