Thursday, December 17, 2009

All These Eggs and Other Dance Moves

I just came across this in a sketchbook (and a nod should go out to Emily, with whom I developed these):

NAMES FOR ACTUAL OR POTENTIAL DANCE MOVES

1. Shopping Cart
2. Sprinkler
3. Screw In The Light Bulb
4. Dig The Trench
5. Look Both Ways For Traffic
6. What Am I Going To Do With All These Eggs?
7. It Turns Out The Piano Was Hotter Than I Thought
8. Oh My, This Butterscotch Is Adhesive

3 comments:

Tim said...

Screw in the Light Bulb exists! You need to watch more Bollywood movies…!

A mate of mine has a dancehall move he likes to call 'Throw the AK' (as in 'dispose of your AK-47').

I kid you not. It's EPIC.

Paul Hornschemeier said...

I'll have to come up with my interpretation of "Throw the AK" and perform it sometime when I'm in England. Then we can judge how horribly wrong I got it, and I can argue why mine's better.

Thus we will ignite the lamest culture war ever.

Tim said...

BRING IT!

Unless yours involves an actual AK I think you should prepare yourself for defeat.